>So, here’s the deal…lately I haven’t felt funny, inspired or very friendly for that matter (definitely not in the mood for a photo). I attribute it to salmonella contamination from China, new stressful job, adjusting to being home from the ashram, a growing frustration with finding a job that inspires me, and today getting rear-ended. I believe focusing on negative things creates more of that (guess I’m not so good at keeping “The Secret), so…instead below are a list of my favorite jokes. This day will not end as a sequel to an Alexander’s Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day book (for those of you who used to read that book).
Instead I choose to list a few of my favorite one-liners (drum badaboom not included).
-The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
-I went to a seafood disco rave last week … and pulled a mussel.
-Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.’
-A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
Today I’m grateful for Shannon staying late to talk to me, vegetable soup, doggie kisses.